Damage Control

 

From Inside Kimkins, Kimmer (aka Heidi Diaz, or Kimberly Drake, or whomever she is today) begins to attempt to do some damage control, after news of her bankruptcy was revealed.

 

 

A quick note from legal counsel:

“Kimkins has filed for protection under Chapter 11 of the bankruptcy
code. Chapter 11 is a rule which permits reasonable reorganization of
debts under the bankruptcy laws of the United States. Chapter 11
bankruptcy is available to any business, whether organized as a
corporation or sole proprietorship, and to individuals.

This will allow Kimkins, as a viable business, to continue to service
its customers while paying debts under a reorganization plan. Moreover,
it will allow us to better address certain matters pending in the civil
courts. The process is a public proceeding and aimed solely at
protecting the interest of Kimkins and our members.”

Due to litigation over the past year we have a couple major debts and
this will help restructure those. This will not affect our day to day
operations. Prior to this news Kimkins had already been planning a
revamp of the website (appearance and software). Everything will be the
same but better — better navigation, more features, easier to use and
understand. Those plans have been in the works for several months.

We’re a big website (bigger than what you see) and it’s a big project!
I’ve seen prototypes of the new format — it’s lovely! We’re still
months away from being ready … naturally. I’m an instant gratification
person and months are not instant! Darn!

When it’s ready for testing we’ll be seeking volunteers to poke it and
find the boo boos before we switch everybody over.

Your membership will stay exactly the same — only the website will look
different. Some of you are old timers and remember we’ve had 4-5
previous “looks” since we started Kimkins in April 2006!

 

What she doesn’t tell them in this note  is that she has already started a NEW diet site, which is no longer low carb.  It appears to still be low calorie and low fat.  It also appears to be using a name that is already trademarked to another company.

Special Bulletin ~ Attn: Former Kimkins Dieters

Harmed by Kimkins?

Share your Story on National TV

Have you experienced medical problems due to Kimkins?

Do you have any medically documented health issues related to the Kimkins Diet?

Do you have some free time this weekend for an exciting opportunity to appear from the comfort of your home, on national television, in a prime time spotlight?

If you have suffered any of the following doctor verified medical conditions:

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• Muscle fatigue or weakness
• Heartbeat palpitations
• Moderate to severe hair loss
• Bone and joint pain
• Mental changes – irritability, forgetfulness, confusion
• Bowel complications/symptoms of laxative abuse

as a result of your experience with the Kimkins Diet, and would like this exciting opportunity to share your experiences with the public, please contact KimkinsonABC@gmail.com within the next 48 hours.

No travel will be required, an ABC crew will come to you to discuss your experience.

If you know of anyone who fits the above-mentioned medical criteria, please share this contact information with them for this important opportunity.

Duck Detectives

Special Agents unleash the Duck Detectives on the Kimkins Case.

It’s a new year, but an old scam! Special Agents unleash the Duck Detectives to head up the Kimkins Case!

Some folks have questioned the reasoning behind so many “duck” avatars on LCF. This might help explain things a bit.

From The TRUTH –

Kimmer wrote:

I’m naturally suspicious of anyone with a “duck” avatar.

   So the Kimkins Detectives happily adopted the Duck persona 

at Heidi’s very OWN suggestion!

 Personally, wouldn’t you prefer to be called a “Duck Detective” rather than a Hater?  Not that I don’t hate what she’s doing to people, but still.

For more on the history of the Kimkins Case.

For what Heidi has to say about it, read In Heidi’s Own Words.

Check out this post for more information on the Kimkins Cult Mentality.

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Say No to Kimkins!

 

 

A Disaster Waiting To Happen

Unfortunately, as is the case with many new adventures, the maiden voyage of the HMS Kimtanic was destined from the beginning to be a disaster waiting to happen.

All of the necessary ingredients were easily assembled by the captain of this doomed vessel. A diet fraught with dangerous components, mixed generously with untruths and fabrications, stirred gently and plastered all over the Internet, was very tempting bait for the unsuspecting, well intentioned victims.

As the ship left port, a few whispered questions were shared amongst the passengers about the true identity of their captain.  Folks on either side of the ocean expressed their concerns with each other, anxious over the safety of all those aboard the HMS Kimtanic.  But what could be done to save the innocent souls on board?

Battling Kimkins, like battling a forest fire, requires determination and skill: Enter the DUCK Detectives.